Kid Post: An Onion Almost Killed Me!!!

The following is a special post by my 12-year-old son. Geez... He's so melodramatic.

I grew up being told that your fruits and veggies are good for you in such phrases as, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away!" 

But that was not the case today! I was watching "Batman vs. Superman" enjoying salmon steak with a delicious Asian sauce and various stir fry vegetables when my awesome movie night came to a screeching halt! 

I was assaulted by a green onion!

 I had tried to eat the leafy part of the onion when it became stuck in my throat! I was trying to breathe but I couldn't, I frantically started to pull the greens out of my mouth! I was running out of air! Then I coughed and it dislodged itself out of my throat. 

Despite my veggie mishap, I finished my salmon because we shouldn't let an evil onion ruin an awesome dinner! 

I think perhaps the new phrase should be, "A green onion a day keeps you five minutes away from the hospital at all times!"